most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person
there’s a tool for that
I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?
"I’m so hungry I could eat a horse."
but following that logic, there’s gotta be a particular state of hunger in which you could just eat a small child
Dutch Horror Story: trying to find your bike in a 500+ bicycle parking station
Dutch Horror Story, the Sequel: you’ve found your bike but it’s crammed in between like 10 other bikes
I spray-painted mine bright red for this exact reason